Okay, here we go again, another "Did I or Didn't I?" The winner this year gets something special made by me.
1. While living in California, I once walked to a Dutch restaurant and ordered a cup of coffee. At that time I took cream and sugar in my coffee. They gave me a fork instead of a spoon and I was so mad and disappointed because I couldn't spoon the sugar out of the container!
2. I went dump-picking as a child, when my Dad would take our monthly load to the dump. I found and ate mints that had a candy coating (wrapped.)
3. I once used a floor tile I found to stick down the front of my tailored shorts to make my tummy appear flatter.
4. My English teacher in 7th grade was really mean. So I wrote a bunch of insults on a paper napkin and when the students filed out of the room, I made sure I was last and stuck it in a file drawer so it hung out. Then I lingered outside the door after she went back in. I heard her crying when she read it.
5. Urged on by a friend, I once ate an already chewed piece of gum that we found frozen to the bottom of a teeter totter. My friend said she would give me two dollars, but she never did!
6. I hid under my sister's bed so I could hear her gossip with her friend. After a while I had to pee, but they were still awake, so I had to pee on myself and the stuff that was under the bed, including a school library book. A few days later when my Mom made us clean our rooms, it was obvious what happened and my sister got blamed for it and got yelled at.
7. I once skipped school in a school bus that was parked in back of a repair shop. My feet got cold so I took those rolled gauze bandages out of the first aid kit, and used it to wrap my feet in and took a nap.
8. My cousin and I were asked to babysit for a neighbor who had a 5-month old baby. It was so pale and ugly, we put mascara on it's eyes.
9. I made this blog post because I lost my good camera and haven't had the desire to take any new pictures with my new camera because the last ones didn't turn out very well. So I lost my photographer's confidence and don't have any cool pics to put on here.
10. I like the smell of rank weeds and muck.
4 comments:
I know this is kind of lame, but I'm gonna hedge my bets and say 'all true'. That way, even if there're one or two falses, I'll still get a high score (but I think they're pretty much all true).
Hmmph....mostly true? Well, I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
1. F
2. T
3. F
4. F
5. T
6. F
7. T
8. T
9. T
10. F
Yoob
1. True
2. False
3. True
4. True
5. False
6. False
7. Freebie...half is true, I found a bus to skip school in, and the rest sounds likely although I can't remember if I wrapped my feet or not. Knowing me, I would've done something like that.
8. True
9. True
10. True
Gosh, y'all must think I did everything bad! BPV, you were close. Anonymous, I have hardly ever fooled you but this time you must have had your mind on your honeymoon, which is understandable. This was just for fun, there are no winners or losers.
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