The piggy above is made out of pills. That is why it is unhappy. Pills are expensive, have side effects, and have to be taken every day. The piggy above is made out of MY pills, that is one morning's worth. Okay, some of them are OTC, but still, there's Lisonipril, Metoprolol, Actos, Metformin, Glyburide, Hydrochlorothyazide, and .81 aspirin. There is also a Tums, fish oil capsule, and glucosamine chondroiton. Here is my advice: quit smoking, lose weight, exercise, and find a good gene pool to mate with so your offspring don't have to have an unhappy piggy in their life.
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You know what they say, "When life hands you pigs, make bacon."
Oh my lanta, was that funny! Love it...!!! And am definitely feeling your pain. I have a little piggy with breakfast every morning too.
This little piggy didn't go to the market...it's going to the bank! (well, the peeps that make the drugs anyway)
You know what makes up for all the unhappy piggy faces I have to see everyday? It's that BJ is dieting and exercising, BPV has lost a lot of weight, is dieting and exercising and is not smoking. S&S is under so much stress right now because of having only one temporary room to live in, too many hours at work, and not being able to land a house. But I know her day is coming soon, and she will be able to get her stress down to more manageable levels. I love you kids more than I could ever say (and your SOs, too!) and I am so happy and proud you are chasing away the unhappy piggy. It is raining now so I am floating away on cloud 9. So I may not have won the limerick contest (yet). OH well. I never finished my novel either. Guess I should leave the wrting to you kids.
If it is any concellation to S&S it took a year for us to find, fund and sign for a house. The market is tight with lots of homes for sale but limited money to loan. It is not bad luck or her share of the "call me Squire" gene its just the way it is. She willst find her perfect nest, decorate it, clean it and then invite us all over for a family gorge....we are planning just that as well...we'll keep you posted!
Yoob
PS If that's a pig I take a piglet in the AM and a swine embryo at night.....can you put lipstick on your pig?
Yes, I can put lipstick on my pig. But it would still be an unhappy pig.
Congrats on your domicile...man, can't wait to see it. You ARE going to tell me where it is, right?!
Yes, the unveiling will be soon!
Yoob
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