Monday, January 14, 2008

The GIRLZ

It was a typical Wednesday when I pick up Grace, Emily, and sometimes Brandie, and we spend the evening doing whatever. This week, Hailie and Molly came, too, and Jamie came to dinner. We watched video of when Hailie was about 3, and then practiced line dancing. We also made brownies and ate them. It was fun! It got mildly wild, but I think we all slept good that night.

12 comments:

shortensweet said...

Brats..every single one of them

pixiegirl10 said...

Out of all the things that you could post on you're blog you had to pick the blog where I have a cup covering my face HOW RUDE!!!

bunnyjo georg said...

God, Emily kills me! That picture of her is perfect with her smart ass little comments!

Anonymous said...

This is for Fritz or anyone who likes this stuff.

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.>

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and
says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?"
Well, "It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to
Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says
Dolly.
"It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing
to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't
have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing
in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.
"But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her
husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband
responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh.

No pun in ten did.

Anonymous said...

That was so much fun! I hope we can doitagain soon!

shortensweet said...

sick UB sick sick sick

Anonymous said...

GREAT, YOOB!!! I LOVED 'EM ALL - ESPECIALLY 19 & 20. I WILL SEE TO IT THAT U.B. IN AR GETS TO SEE THEM, TOO!!

Anonymous said...

Vee here: Pixie girl, you put that glass in front of your face on purpose, just for that, I am going to find the goofiest picture I can of you and put it on my blog! And Annie101, it's always fun when you girls come over, and we will do it again soon. I love to see you and spend time with you. YooBee, you have polluted my blog with those awful puns, what did I ever do to you? Is this because I dropped you on your head? Bunnyjo georg, what are you teaching that child?

Anonymous said...

Ok since you like those here's another one.

A grasshopper wants to go have his first adult beverage on his 21st birthday, he walks into the bar and explains he's there to have his first drink in a bar but has no clue what to order. The bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you....how about one of those?"

The grasshopper says "You have a drink named Steve?"

bunnyjo georg said...

Hey, Vee, check out the latest blog creation from a new family blogger!!

www.imloopy.blogspot.com

hint: she's awfully cute!

pixiegirl10 said...

Oh well I'm a smart BEEP! I don't think that's very nice mom.

VeeFlower said...

Hey Yoob, I have heard that one before, it is one of the few good ones! I always laugh even though I heard it before so thanks for the laugh.
loopy girl, I do enjoy your cute little blog. Just keep wriing, you are doing great. Your spelling is quite good.