Mike and Margie threw a fine New Year's Ever party for the family and friends. Music and conversation were stimulating and fun. Then Mike dragged out the Eyeclops. A 200X magnification device you hook up to your tv. After examining and exclaiming over salt, sugar, carpet fibers, etc, Wayne decided to explore a crevice in the skin of his cheek that he claims has been there since birth. This is what he found. Some laughed, some stared, some gagged, others averted their eyes, but no one could remain unaffected by the sight of heretofore unforeseen inner body dross. Me, I was fascinated. What finally got me, worse even than a magnification of Mike's post-surgical toe gore, was when Wayne scratched off a scab under 200X magnification and the resulting crater filled with pink fluid. In the middle of my hysterical laughter I gagged. (Note the diabolical and yet proud grin on his face. )
5 comments:
THANK YOU for not showing the toe picture.
Believe it or not folks the image on the tv is the hole in Uncle Waynes face..really..it's not what it looks like. THere is a big green thing in it that looks like a pickle.
GROOOOSSSSSSSSS!!!
I thought the toe picture was great...in fact it was TOE-RIFFIC!
Thank you all for coming, it was a "BOSS" party despite the weirdness.
HUBBYMAN SAYS: GREAT PUN, YOOB!! YES, THE PARTY WAS TOE-TALLY FAB!!
Too bad we arrived late and missed the, er, fun and excitement. ;) But we still had fun hearing about it, and I must say, hearing about it is much better than seeing it!!!
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